IWOOT November II Newsletter
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IWOOT Christmas Newsletter 1
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Tis the
season to be jolly, so don't spend it trudging round the high street in
the rain. Solve all your Christmas shopping troubles right here in one
swell foop. |
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RC
AIRSHIP
Attitude at altitude with these hot tri-fan RCs -
£64.95 |
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AIRBURST ROCKET
Houston we have a problem - this is
more fun than the real thing - £34.95 |
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WALKIE TALKIES
Free air time on these fun little
Walkie Talkies - £14.95 |
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RUBBER BAND GUN
High Noon all day with the best
rubber band repeaters around - £9.95 |
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DISC RIFLE
Probably the best & most fun toy
you'll annoy people with this Christmas -
£12.95 |
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GLOW RINGS
Brand new and improved Glow Rings for
keeping tabs on things in the dark - £14.95 |
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EON ICE TORCH
Still the coolest, thinnest and
toughest tiny torch around - £12.95 |
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LEATHERMAN JUICE
The brand new king of the
Leatherman range - more tools than Inspector Gadget! -
£89.95
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IN-CAR DVD SYSTEM
The high-performance fully portable
DVD system for your car - £599.99 |
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COVERT SPY
CAM
Keep an eye on the unsuspecting for some great candid camera
moments - £149.95 |
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STOCKING FILLERS
A huge selection of cheap and
cheerful stuff to fill up your stockings this Christmas - or cheap
presents for people you don't like all that much.
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HOT TEDDY
Take something warm and huggable to bed -
£14.95 |
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SECRET ARROW
Send someone a message they'll never
forget - £14.99 |
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£1000
CHRISTMAS SHOPPING SPREE
Only a week left until the Big Christmas
Draw! Last Christmas, Emily Wood won our £1000 shopping spree, which
sorted out her Christmas shopping for ever - who's next? Click above if
you haven't already signed up, but we'll start again in the New Year when
we go back to the normal (though incredibly generous) shopping
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FLYCATCHER
Snaps shut on flies, then burps in
appreciation - £19.95 |
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WALKING HAND
Takes a walk on the wild and wacky side
- £14.95 |
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THINGS WE DIDN'T KNOW...
Whenever you enter our
monthly prize draw, we ask you to tell us something we didn't know. We
thought we knew quite a bit, but obviously not. The stuff you've been
telling us ranges from the stupid through the hilarious, to the obscure
back to... er... the stupid. Our current favourite 'things we didn't know'
in the office are:
"There's no such thing as cardboard." -
Br8thecycle
"Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to
fish and he'll overfish, cause famine in the next three regions and
pollute the atmosphere with his waste." - James W.
"There's a fine
line between fishing and standing on the bank of a river like an idiot." -
Gordon Smith
"Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?" -
Afrodog
"Flat screens are the new Kate Moss." - A
McG.
Indispensible. Thank you. And if anyone else tells us (yes, still)
that ducks' quacks don't echo, we've now bought a duck, and we'll
willingly invite them to Cheddar Gorge and prove otherwise.
read more
comments, or add your own...
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Well, that’s quite enough stuff for one newsletter. Don’t forget -
the site is stuffed with great ideas for Christmas that we’ll whisk to
your door in the blink of a gnat's whisker. Or something.
• Offers
while stocks last...
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Any comments made in the text are the opinion of the reviewer who is totally biased. However he assures us he
really, really means it, and we believe him.
I Want One Of
Those
stuff you don't need... but you really really want
http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/index_e.htm
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Rome II MP3
Player - £149.95
This has to be the
neatest, coolest and sexiest MP3 player around. Use like an MP3
walkman, complete with headphones and remote control unit or or
put it into the tape deck of your car or home stereo and play it
like a standard tape!
Rubber band Colt
Gun - £9.99
If
flicking a rubber band across the room just doesn't do it for you,
this is what you need.
The
Colt can rapid fire 12 rubber bands as fast as you can pull the
trigger. It has a tough wooden body carved in the shape of the
classic Colt 45. It's lovingly crafted from sustainable and happy
wood, and as it holds more rubber bands than you have fingers, it's
a top close-quarter home and office weapon.
PS. Stings a little if used irresponsibly, but won't take down an
elk.
Reviews
"I bought one
of these for my 7 year old cousin. Needless to say he never got
it, and half the office now have them on their desks for the
Friday afternoon shoot out. Next purchase will be the Shotgun"
Marcus Scott, London
Watch your back
£3.99.
At last the fool-proof
way to avoid getting caught surfing by your boss.
These funky coloured
little rear-view mirrors attach to your computer monitor, so you
can see behind you at all times. The convex mirror gives you a
near-180° view of all the stuff going on behind your back - this
has to be the best office gizmo idea ever.
Features:
- Funky colours
- Wide field of vision
- May stop you being fired, or fired upon!
Mini Fridge - £104.95
A fully portable
fridge and warmer in one! It has a mains and in-car adaptor, so
you can keep it by your desk, take it to the beach, and if you're
truly flash, take it on your boat. It has a capacity of 13.5
litres, which is 18 12oz cans, chills to 20° below ambient, and
heats to 65° C.
As well as all of
this it looks fab - which is, after all, the main thing.
Features:
- Capacity 13.5 litres
- Holds 18 12oz cans
- Weighs 4.5kilos
- 28 x 44 x 29 cm
- Cools to 20° below ambient
- Heats to 65° C
- Carrying handle
- 100% CFC & HFC free
- AC 220V and DC 12V car-lighter adaptor
Firestormer - £24.99
Unbelievably popular.
Powered by no more
than pressurised air, it flies distances of over 90 metres and
can reach altitudes of over 15 metres. It's a cinch to use and an
absolute must Park Toy. It comes with a pump that you plug into a
port near the nose.
Features:
- Powered by air
- Single cylinder engine
- Overhead cam
- Torque 2 in.oz @ 4000rpm (if you understand that)
- 80psi Fuel pressure
- Max rpm 4300
- Wingspan 48cm, 39cm long
- Totally cool
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STONE ME
Solid, dependable and getting back to basics - a fitting description both of our man Jamie Oliver and of this Pestle & Mortar. Perfect for pounding those pesky herbs and spices into submission, it should make you feel like a real Naked Chef
£29.99 
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McBEAL APPEAL
Can’t sleep? Try counting sheep the Ally McBeal way in these 100% cotton pyjamas. They’re no guarantee that your life will be quite as dreamy (or separated from reality?) as Ally’s, but they will serve to keep you warm during the long winter nights.
£44.99
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CLOUD NINE
Those who doubted Ally’s ability to hold the style baton with her eyes shut are proved wrong with this stylish set of jimjams. Made of 100% cotton, they’re patterned with clouds as fluffy as Ally’s mind. Perfect for a girls’ night in, they should also guarantee a cosy night’s sleep.
£44.99
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FLOCK-HART
Unavailable and unreliable. These are just a couple of words that come to mind when describing the men in Ally McBeal’s life. However, there is one thing that Ally can rely on to keep her warm at night, and that’s this cosy cotton robe. Available while stocks last (which should be slightly longer than Ally’s average relationship!)
£54.99
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LIKE A BIKER
Although Victoria Beckham is far too “posh” to be a convincing Hell’s Angel she certainly knows her stuff when it comes to biker chic. This stylish, elegant jacket is in the style of one which has kept her fashion credibility right up on the podium.
£34.99
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ALL BUFFED UP
Education is always important, and in between the life lessons she learns from countless vampire slayings, Buffy somehow finds time to attend Sunnydale High. With skills like hers, she needs something to help her seem a little more normal, and this T-shirt is just the thing.
£17.00
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GERI GOOD
In the case of Ms Halliwell it looks as if Mr Warhol had it all wrong. There was no way she was ever going to be satisfied with a measly 15 minutes of fame and her It's Raining Men video proves that. If you’re looking to turn heads with a touch of postmodern irony, then this vest top should be perfect for you. Just be sure to thank us when you’re so famous even your dog makes the front pages.
£14.99
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FELINE GROOVY
Although most think Robbie would have little trouble getting any DJ’s attention, his keks dropping tactic in the Rock DJ video made absolutely certain. In the style of the originals sported by Master Williams and patterned over the crotch to give a hint of the beast that lies within, these delightful pants will ensure your partner keeps their eye on the tiger - and perhaps give you a shot at becoming the biggest Brit winner of all.
£9.60
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CAT OUT THE BAG
If you need an introduction to this fellow you've never been young. Perennial children's favourite Bagpuss comes back to life with this hand-stitched, made to order soft toy. He may be just an old cloth cat, but we (and you) love him anyway.
£49.99
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WINNING WALLET
Jules Winnfield was not a man to be trifled with, and his choice of wallet more than proved it in 1994 seminal classic Pulp Fiction. If you're keen to keep an eye on your readies there's no better choice than this high quality wallet in the style of the one the man himself had in the film.
£20.00
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EXCLUSIVE PANASONIC CAMCORDER A top branded camcorder packed with features at an exclusive online price
£459.99 
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AIWA SCOOP MINI HIFI Exclusive to Dixons a feature packed mini HIFI at only £99.99
£99.99
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PHILLIPS EXCLUSIVE COMBI
An ideal Christmas present a top branded TV & Video all in one at an exclusive price of £159.99
£159.99
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SAMSUNG DVD PLAYER
Online exclusive a great value for money offer featuring a state of the Art DVD player at an unbelievable price
£124.99
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JVC 28" EXCLUSIVE
Another online exclusive offer from Dixons featuring the latest 28" widescreen from JVC with up to 3150 off the instore price
£649.99
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SONY PLAYSTATION2
The worlds fastest game machine is now under £200 visit www.dixons.co.to view all the latest software and accessories
£199.00
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Palm M105 8Mb Handheld Organiser
Outstanding offer
£99.00 
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Toshiba 3000 x4 DVD laptopNew Model
£999
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Compaq Ipaq 64Mb Pocket PC
Amazing value!
£399.00
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256Mb SDRAM Memory PC133
Web Only Offer
£24.99
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LG 15" TFT monitor
Web only offer
£299
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Lexmark Z13 colour inkjet printer
Web only offer
£29.99
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Best
Christmas
Album
Ever
Yep,
it’s
that
time
of
year
again,
and
this
44
track
2CD
compilation
manages
to
cram
in
pretty
much
every
Christmas
song
you’ll
ever
need,
with
hits
by
John
Lennon,
Slade,
Chris
Rea,
Cliff
Richard,
Bing
Crosby
and
Shakin’
Stevens,
plus
a
whole
lot
more.
PRICE
CRASH!
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Click
here
for
more
info
and
latest
pricing
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Z52
15PPM
&
LOGITECH
QUICKCAM
EXPRESS
The
QuickCam
Express
is
an
affordable
video
conferencing
solution
for
exciting
and
immediate
video
communication
right
out
of
the
box.
Video
conferencing
is
a
cheap
and
effective
way
to
communicate
over
long
distances.
Wish
a
friend
happy
birthday.
Touch
base
with
a
client.
Say
goodnight
to
your
family.
Capture
stills
and
video
with
the
touch
of
a
button.
Anything
you
create
with
QuickCam
Express
can
be
e-mailed
right
from
within
the
program.
Snap
family
photos.
Shoot
video
greetings.
Save,
print,
or
send
your
images
off
to
friends.
Send
video
mail
and
photos
as
easily
as
you
send
text,
even
with
AOL.
The
QuickCam
Express
operates
at
30
frames
per
second,
assuring
smooth,
life-like
video.
The
camera
focus
ranges
from
six
inches
to
infinity,
so
you
can
place
it
on
top
of
your
computer
and
speak
naturally.
With
2400
dpi
resolution
and
7
picolitre
drop
size,
the
Lexmark
Z52
is
the
ideal
tool
to
communicate
your
business
ideas.
The
Lexmark
Z52
provides
sharp,
dense,
black
laser
quality
text,
documents
and
presentations
you
can
archive
for
many
years.
With
technology
becoming
faster,
speeds
of
up
to
15
pages
per
minute
in
black
and
7
pages
per
minute
in
colour
are
reached.
This
product
has
multiple
ease-of-use
features
including,
one
click
driver
installation
and
open-and-load
cartridge
installation
that
make
life
easier.
The
Lexmark
Z52
has
been
designed
to
be
hard
working,
with
a
duty
cycle
of
60,000
pages,
and
yet
is
whisper
quiet.
In
addition,
the
Lexmark
Z52
offers
business-class
paper
handling
and
"job
finishing".
USB
and
Parallel
connectivity.
Windows
and
Mac
drivers
included.
PRICE
CRASH!
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Click
here
for
more
info
and
latest
pricing
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Easy-PC
256MB
PC133
Home
Memory
DIMM
256MB
133MHZ
SDRAM
168
Pin
DIMM
without
ECC
or
registering.
Specialised
PC
upgrade.
Manufactured
to
JEDEC
standards
this
module
is
predominantly
used
in
high
end
workstations
and
server
applications.BUFFALO
TECHNOLOGY
UK
LTD
is
a
world
class
leading
organisation
providing
industry
leading
IT
peripheral
products
for
business
and
home
use
at
affordable
prices,
including
memory,
networking
and
multimedia
products
inside
many
of
the
worlds
computers.
PRICE
CRASH!
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Click
here
for
more
info
and
latest
pricing
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Technics
Micro
System
SC-HD550
Traditional
design
and
understated
elegance
-
this
is
one
of
the
Technics
HD
series
micro
systems.
Using
technology
derived
from
Technics'
heritage
as
leading
manufacturer
of
Hi-Fi
separates,
the
ultimate
compact
Hi-Fi
has
been
created.
PRICE
CRASH!
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Click
here
for
more
info
and
latest
pricing
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V7
15-inch TFT Flat Panel
Monitor
Videoseven
offers the V7 Slim
Line LC Displays,
which are examples
of the latest display
technology. These
displays are characterized
by flicker-free display,
high image quality
and absolutely no
radiation even at
the edges.
Price CRASH! - click here for more info and latest pricing
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Robbie
Williams
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Swing
When
You're
Winning
on
CD
(Pre-release)
It’s
a
brave
man
who
attempts
an
album
like
this
–
15
covers
of
easy
swingin’
standards
made
famous
by
Frank
Sinatra
and
friends.
But
hey,
if
anyone
can
do
it,
Robbie
can.
Highlights
include
Something
Stupid,
It
Was
A
Very
Good
Year
and
Beyond
The
Sea.
PRICE
CRASH!
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Click
here
for
more
info
and
latest
pricing
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Merry Xmas All!
B¬)
Karsten
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